i'm britt and i watch too much tv and sometimes i make things. +

Barney: [“You can’t lie to me ever.”] ”Really? That’s just great. In case you haven’t noticed these last eight years, lying is what I do best. I’m a magician, Robin. Misdirection and deceit are my stock and trade. You don’t want me to lie to you? Lies are the reason that we’re together. Every single thing I did to make you say yes on that rooftop: Patrice, the false engagement, everything! It was utter malarchy! Underneath all of those lies, there’s one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world. And, and, that’s the fact that I love you. And you know that when I say that, I am not lying.”